Christmas opera Breaking bottles in his head Bleeding hard, but still not dead Another fake Santa, doing it for having bread Merry christmas, hello miss The weather's fine, oh yes it is I needed ice to stop the blood, it's good for this Hello John, my dear old friend! Here, take my bleeding hand Wash your clothes and to the family my love you send Whoever they are, I don't care But they pay me to stay here And send my love to the assholes and drink dietic beer Hello grandma, wanna pic? Just a second, my blood to lick I'm doing it for my bright future, I'm not a lunatic Hey there my dear kid! Want to wear my socks for a bit? Take my place here, sonny, so for a while I'll just sit Yes, tired I am and I feel old And outside it's just so cold And my hair and blood are leaving me and I am getting bald Look, a woman here comes Stop sucking on your thumbs Oh hello, lady,take a look at my lovely christmas humps I am drunk, but I am well I am not, but what the hell... What is wrong? Ok, here it comes, as Valentin would tell: Valentin tells: I am ugly, I am mean I am like a football team Think of me as of soft bean Think and use your self-esteem Think to boil and think to sew Think to think and think to don't Think to make a wooden pew Think to do, but then you won't Eating spinach takes some time But it makes you feel so fine Saying words and using rhyme Get a license to drive combine Paying for your parents sin Being stupid like they've been We're all boiling your own skin And you are hairy like a teen Lick some ice-cream, be divine Then calculate some precious sum Eat a pig and then a pine Feel the joy and then you come Come to me, my dear child Hug me, share my rug Be soft and nice and mild And I might let you be my duck But, fake Santa, you just fuckin' suck! Santa replies: See now, my lady dear? The kids hate me and I feel fear So I'm breaking bottles in my head, but before that I drink the beer It makes no sence? Well, do you want to dance? Or run like hell and jump with me over the rubber fence? Oh, so now you run? Come on, move away that gun! You wished to know, did you thought that it'll be fun? So I'm fat and I am Santa fake So make fun with me, comb me with rake Or to save your kids from me you will drown me in the ice-cold lake? Okay I'll go away But like a choir of angels would say: A singing choir of angels falling from the sky saying: He's a sinner He is fake But the light inner In his heart place will take Can you feel it? Just seek and you will find Can you see it? Are you hearthless, are you blind? Look around you, get out of your bin As would sing someone like Valentin: Valentin sings: Lien Tzi - Lien Dzin Hua Tsi, Lien Tsi Hua Shun Which is not what a random fat woman from the crowd would sing Random fat woman from the crowd sings: It is christmas, let's make love! I feel light, I'll fly like dove! I am rooster-needing hen I'd make love with stranger policemen Stranger policeman sings: I am stupid, I am mean But such wonder I have never seen I feel better, I feel good I want to be like Robin Hood Fake Robin Hood sings: It's not fair, it's full of Santas What's wrong with Robin, why they don't want us? Why there's no Hector, no Achil No Levski, no saint hill No hunchback, no musketeers No one for us says cheers But with Santas it is full Why are the people so fucking dull? Who is Santa, what he did? I would shoot him in a bit But then the wonder from the sky have came And I am better, I'm not the same I feel better, but my hair gets white I feel fatter, but I've fixed my sight! It's a wonder, I feel the sun It's a wonder, I don't need a gun What I seek, that I find Do you like it, old man blind? Old blind man sings: I am not blind, not any more I can see, I'll rent a whore No, wait,HEY THERE,RANDOM WOMAN FAT I'M A POLICEMAN, BUT I'VE LOST MY HAT 50 random fat women from the crowd: You don't have to be policeman, you silly old man blind And we are thin now, we left the fat behind It's a miracle from the heaven up above It's a miracle, let's make love What do you think about it, reader kind? You say: